p.s. I Am In A Relationship (Part 1)

"Woo! woo! wooOoooo! what the hell are you doing?!", 

She got scared hearing my voice. I could see the fear in her devil eyes; she started sweating a bit, and with a shivery voice she said: "Excuse me?" 

"Ahaaan! Caught you, red handed you cruel beast. What did you think, you could injure her by attacking from her back and go away unnoticed?" 

And then I heard a squeaky voice, to my surprise it was her. She started crying out loud like a baby.

"Heyy! I was just Kidding, why do you weep? If anyone sees you crying in front of me, they might think I made you cry". 

"I didn't mean to hurt this poor butterfly; I don't know how it came to my book. O, God! What should I do now! I am so confused ooooh..." she started crying louder.

"Ram this is the moment, Funny is your thing! Make her laugh, be friends with her! And yeah be confident champ! Confidence is the Key" after having this little motivational chat in my head; I decided to execute my plan with full confidence.

"Hey, babe! I was thinking, why not we play Chidiya Ud, and then when will say butterfly Ud it will fly like before, LOL," while saying this I realised that I forgot to think about the funny joke which would have made her laugh. In a hurry, I said this weird joke, well it was not even funny, it was a PJ.

"OMG! I don't think this poor thing can ever fly again, and it's all because of me...e..." her voice became squeakier, and her palm on her eyes like a little girl.

Well now things got worse, people started looking at us, and there came my classmate, "Merlin's beard!! Run away Ram before she notices you with this sound box" I said to myself, and run away from there abruptly.

I ran into Prof. Prasad, "Good Morning sir!", I greeted him with a smile, "Morning Ram, it's good that I ran into you, I was looking for someone to assist me to teach 1st years tomorrow, here is the file, give a presentation on it, best of luck son" said Prof. delegator. I hate this professor, as he delegates all his work to the final years.

[Next day] 

"Good Morning 1st years, I am Ram, and I ... (I noticed Ms SoundBox sitting and staring at me).. ", I went mute for a while, and then decided to start my presentation and avoid looking at her. Finally, as planned, I started giving them interview tips "So friends, before sitting for your placements, which usually takes place during the 6th semester, make sure that you include many projects on your resume. And avoid mentioning about skills/subject in which you waver. This way you can escape from difficult questions". Suddenly I noticed a girl raising her hand to ask a question, well it was Ms Soundbox to my embarrassment.

"Yes Miss.?",

(to be continued in Part 2)

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